In my opinion there are two types of people who make up the vast sea of humanity crowding resorts, hill stations, beaches and any other holiday place. They are the Traveller and the Tourist. Here are their characteristics:
Traveller: His/her clothes haven’t seen the inside of a washing machine for three years (and counting).
Tourist: His/her T-shirt and Bermuda are perfectly ironed. What’s worrisome is that they are colour coordinated too.
Traveller: Carries a Bisleri bottle
Tourist: Carries a water-bottle
Traveller: Has a rucksack
Tourist: Has a purse, wallet, plastic bag containing God knows what, enough food to last 3 days, 1 bed sheet (to sit and have lunch on) and of course, the camera garlanding the neck.
Traveller: Takes photographs of local people
Tourist: Makes his child stand next to the rose bush, holding it, while he takes ‘artful’ pictures for the family album.
Traveller: Walks
Tourist: Takes a taxi
Traveller: Eats what is available at the restaurant
Tourist: Eats what is available, plus helps himself to the home-made pickle, carried around in a glass jar with a plastic sheet, held by a rubberband, as reinforcement over the lid.
Traveller: Is alone or with a companion from the opposite sex.
Tourist: Mummy, daddy, chacha, chachi, munna, munni, dada, dadi, mama, mami….
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